Oh, what a horrible sight! Standing before you is a terrifying cloaked girl with fangs as long and as sharp as bayonets. You look wide-eyed into the face of the wretched being, clutching your Darwin patch, totally petrified.
Theres something I should tell you, and its that Im a vampire! she roars in your face, her freezing breath the rank odor of putrid flesh. And now Im going to do the vampire thing and eat all your blood! How about that, huh? How do you feel about that? Likely not very good!