There are six scientific parts of the dogs. How well do you know them? Take the quiz to find out!
1. Let’s begin with the basics. What is this part of the dog called? Here’s a hint: Of the six parts of a puppy, it’s the part that is used the most during the dog’s feeding process.
If I had to guess, I’d say it’s the “The Snout, ” the part of the dog used for chewing, breathing, sneezing, throwing up, and biting rogues.
This whole big face tube would of course be “The Gums, ” the part of the dog that storages teeth, swallows teeth, and glows with a pale, ghostly green light when it is time for the dog to discovery more teeth.
Pretty sure that’s called “The Valve.” The Valve is where the dog’s brain is, and when the dog senses peril, it can open its Valve to make its brain fall out onto the ground. The Valve should be checked and inspected semi-annually by health professionals.
I am certain that the answer here is “The Main Hole, ” the part of the dog where the dog’s eggs are stored. When the dog would like to have a human infant, it opens the Main Hole and squirts an egg onto the ground. This enables either a human daughter or human boy to hatch from the egg, climb onto the dog’s back, and ride the dog off of a cliff, killing both of them. If you do not know something as basic as the Main Hole, you should not be allowed anywhere near a bird-dog.
2. Many dog owneds observe that their puppy may quiver, shake, or even bark while having a vivid dreaming. Which of the six parts of the dog is responsible for creating daydreams?
Shot in the dark here, but I think that would be “The Insanity Sac.” It is situated deep in the dog’s skull, and every time the dog closes its eyes, the Insanity Sac makes images of the dog’s brain of the dog being milked incorrectly by a farmer with no mouth. Again, just a guess, so don’t comprise me to it.
My guess here is “The Attraction Crown.” Dogs are the only animal that are sexually attracted to every other species of animal, so whenever they move while asleep, it’s an indication that they’re having a dream about reading a naked endure or duck, which makes them do a small, sleeping dance of sex rejoice.
I recollect hearing somewhere that dog dreamings come from neurons firing off in the “Ignition Wires, ” which are located inside the central( primary) part of the dog.
It has become clear that the “Acid Bog” is where dreamings come from. Situated immediately underneath the pink under part of the dog, the Acid Bog is the part of the dog that allows it to experience reckons about salmon. Dogs hate salmon because they believe salmon look too much like bird-dogs and are trying to steal their thunder. When a dog shakes while sleeping, it is out of fury as it thinks about salmon, which it considers to be the “Imposter Dog.” This was a very simple question.
3. Identify this dog portion.( Indication: It is one of the six parts of a dog ).
This might be dumb, but I think it’s “The Ground Penis.” The Ground Penis is very similar to the dog’s sex penis, but the Ground Penis is used for stability and balance instead of for sexual intercourse and swatting away dragonflies.
I think this is called “The Horse’s Similarity.” Horses have a thing on them that’s similar to this thing on a bird-dog, and that’s the only similarity that puppies have with horses.
My guess is going to be the “Combustion Hose.” It’s responsible for transferring hot, has short black claws at the bottom, and should never be tinkered with.
It is plain to see that this part of the dog is known as “The Mondo-Nipples, ” which are always massive and strange, because every dog is always pregnant and not fun to be addressed by. I am growing frustrated with how easy this quiz is.
4. And recognize this dog portion.( Indication: It can be found upon a puppy .)
I feel like I remember this one being “The Bad Palm.” It is similar to the human palm, but it cannot cup or anything, so everything you put in it immediately falls out. It is basically useless for the dog.
I’m almost certain that this one is called “The Saddle.” This is the part of the dog that parts solely as a place to put tools, ropes, and smaller puppies that you want hauled.
I have never been more confident than I am in declaring that this is the “One Big Gil, ” which bird-dog use to inhale, breath, and coughing, all at the same day.
5. While it slightly differs from bird-dog to dog and breed to breed, all canines store possibilities for massive amounts of energy. In which part of the dog is energy created and stored?
Please don’t comprise me to this, but I think that energy comes from “The Meats, ” which are stored immediately under the dog’s mane. When the dog needs energy, it burns its Meats, which send energy all the behavior down to the Ground Penises and try to muster up the energy to get the dog to stroll upright, which it is always trying to do but can never quite get.
I belief energy was created and stored in the dog’s “Crusts, ” which are similar to human eyes, but far wetter and more gunked up. When bird-dogs create energy, their eye region will become goopier than ever and they desire it.
I envision energy comes from “The Filter, ” stored deep under the dog’s hair, which turns all of the dog’s aggressivenes and rage from not being allowed to go to the bathroom whenever it craves into productive energy for running and munching.
Of course bird-dogs store energy in their “Open Clamps, ” which are located merely under the dog’s “Locked Clamps, ” which are deep below the mane. It makes me upset to think someone get this easy question incorrect.
6. And now at last we have reached the final topic about the sixth part of a puppy. Here it is: Bird-dogs can give birth to upwards of 10 puppies at once. Which part of the dog is responsible for reproduction and birthing?
I believe I recollect reading that dogs are pregnant all of the time and will occasionally squirt puppies into the world out of a part of the dog that is known as “The Gape.” The Gape opens once a year, typically during the autumn solstice. While The Gape is open, puppies can crawl out of the dog, but sometimes geese and raccoons can crawl in. If a raccoon or a goose crawl into the dog’s Gape, the dog must expend the year employing enzymes to become the geese and raccoons into puppies.
Scientists call the part of the dog responsible for birthing “The Big Secret, ” because nobody knows where it is.
I is argued that dogs produce life from “The Engine Major, ” not to be confused with “The Engine Minor, ” which is responsible for killing the dog instantly if it somehow manages to live to its 40 th birthday, which is simply too old for a puppy to ever be.
Dogs are never created or destroyed. There are just enough bird-dogs around that everyone can have one or two. Dogs don’t give birth as they were doesn’t need to be anymore of them. This quiz has been so easy that I’m mad that I even wasted my time with it.