A Unified Party: Hillary And Bernie Pinned A Rabid Coyote Between Their Two Cars
Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have had more than their share of conflicts throughout primary season. But many of those concerns about party unity faded last night as Clinton and Sanders teamed up to pin a rabid coyote between their two cars.
Yes! THIS is what a unified party looks like.
In a touching gesture, Bernie reached out to Hillary and had her satisfy him in her vehicle at the parking lot of a local Walgreens, where the wild animal had been rending open trash bags and acting aggressively toward nearby dogs. Soon after she arrived, Sanders revved his locomotive and nodded at Hillary as she revved back. Both autoes then careened forward, successfully trapping the coyote between their bumpers, where it remained until assist arrived.
It was a heartening presentation of the type of cooperation thats essential in todays highly subdivided political scenery. Teamwork FTW!
Senator Elizabeth Warren aided the effort by using a piece of raw meat to coax the coyote into place, while Hillarys vice president pick, Tim Kaine, stepped in to retain traffic back and President Obama got animal control on the phone.
Better look out, GOP, because Democrats officially have their act together! If they can keep abreast this kind of cooperation going forward, Hillarys prospects in November are looking really, really strong.
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